The Cafe ala crap

For the last week now i have had to eat the bean protein substitue for real meat. Yesterday was beef stroganoff and today its meat lasange. How i wouldnt give to have a porter house steak. Looking around the room as i try to swallow down the dog food that has been Placed before me, I noticed Jobu sitting on the other end of the cafeteria with what seems to be a small posse.
(Pondering to myself, How long has he had the belt. And when will i get my chance. I think I might have an Idea to get my shot.)
I pick up my slop and head over to Jobu's table.

" SHINY BELT YOU HAVE THERE." (I then walk around The table and bend down to his ear.) Whispering" The Day will come where i will pry that from your cold Dead Hands MAGGOT")

BLOOD just cam in to the cafe and walked over to jobu BLOOD: yeah the time will come when you loose that title and they will be a much better champ then you